If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wig warm.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," a student wrote , "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"
Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.
What happened when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language!
What is your favourite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
