| Christmas Story Quotes |
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| ‘A Christmas Story’ is a film by Bob Clark based on the story written by Jean Shepherd. It was released in 1983 soon after the time of thanks giving. Watching ‘A Christmas Story’ has become a tradition of every holiday season and so famous has become its quotes. Here are some of the Christmas Story Quotes: | |
The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey A La King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE! "
- Ralphie as Adult
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"
- Ralphie
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"Sons of bitches! Bumpuses! "
- Mr. Parker
"It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me."
- Ralphie as Adult
"Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! "
- Ralphie as Adult
"Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! "
- Ralphie as Adult
"No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! "
- Ralphie
"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid"
- Santa
"Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"
- Randy
"Or, it could be a bowling alley!"
- Mr. Parker
"It 'twas... soap poisoning."
- Ralphie
"I can't get up. I can't get up! I can't get uuup!"
- Randy
"Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat!"
- Mrs. Parker
"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
- Old Ralphie
"NOTTAFINGA!"
- Mr. Parker
"He looks like a derranged Easter Bunny."
- Mr. Parker
"Leave me alone....I'm uh......thinking."
- Ralphie as a kid
"Now I know that some of you put Flick up to this, but he has refused to say who. But those who did it know their blame, and I'm sure that the guilt you must feel would be far worse than any punishment you might receive. Now, don't you feel terrible? Don"
- Miss Shields
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