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Funny Christmas Sayings
 
Funny Christmas sayings are a great means to convey the festive and gay spirit of Christmas to our loved ones. The funny quotes reveal to us the lighter side of the occasion and the celebrations associated with it. These can be sayings by man of eminence like poets and politicians or dialogues of films or novels based on Christmas.

Here is 123Christians informing you of some of the Funny Christmas sayings.

  • Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
    - Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

  • People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
    - Ogden Nash

  • Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
    - Anon

  • The magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents.
    - O. Henry

  • You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
    - Robert Paul

    Enjoy these Funny Christmas sayings and make your dear ones part of your happiness by writing some of these on your Christmas greeting cards. Celebrate this festive season with 123Christians.



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